I'm sure Leo is already working on the improvements, and will have them ready in fifteen years or so, when he finally abandons the project.
Like all really funny humor, it contains a good dollop of truth: sounds exactly like the kind of feedback one sometimes gets, even (or particularly) from "experts."
I was going to suggest a thread in which we all Photoshop Bernie into one of our own pictures, but then realized I really don't have the time or energy.