The Regrets

[Dave Woody]

 

[Dave Woody]

my son has aspirations to be a racing driver and in contrast to our encouragement...
we overheard one mother saying this to her precious darling child......

 

[Dave Woody]

 

[Dave Woody]

 

[Dave Woody]

 

[Dave Woody]

Ref the above.....not something I made up myself, but a joke I really like.

 

[Dave Woody]

 

[Dave Woody]

 

[Iain]

What, no Pork Scratchings, Dave?!!!!*

I know it's controversial, but if I had a choice between standing in horseshit or dogshit, I know which I would choose. In fact, I would jump up and down in my choice, like a kid in a puddle, mushing it into the asphalt, rather than picking the other from the elaborate treads of modern day trainers with the only thing at hand, a toothpick. Huh?

 

[PSA3475]

An amusing start to my day.
I always enjoy your sense of humor.

 

[Artyczar]

Me three!

 

[Dave Woody]

Thank you .... You are very kind.

 

[ZenDruid]

Coming in late, this is a great series, cracked me up!

 

[Dave Woody]

Following doing this acrylic of a drummer, I sketched a little additional series...

 

[Dave Woody]

 

[Dave Woody]

 

[Dave Woody]

 

[Artyczar]

These are great!!!

Can I tell you some of my dumb musician jokes?