Monty Python

[Dave Woody]

...so, if she weighs the same as a duck..?
....'she's made of wood!'....?
and therefore....
'a witch....'

 

[stlukesguild]

“Alright, We'll Call It A Draw”

 

[E.J.H.]

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

 

[joe1It]

(sketch Dead Parrot)
Shopkeeper: What's wrong with the parrot I sold her (or something like that)

Mr Praline: It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.
....

 

[stlukesguild]

“We are the Knights who say... NI.”

 

[stlukesguild]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

 

[OliveOyl]

I came here for a good argument.
No you didn’t.
Yes I did.

 

[Artyczar]

I fart in your general direction.

 

[Iain]

You could always look on the bright side...

"Bring out your dead!" was one of the first things I recalled at the inception of the pandemic; that and "My, Sherona."

Speaking of passing wind. Last night I farted while my partner snored and, to my great surprise, the smell woke her.

"You stink!" she said, then passed out, and continued snoring.
.

 

[E.J.H.]

That is a flex worthy of a Monty Python topic Ian....

 

[Artyczar]

Fishy fishy fishy fish...

Man: I wonder where that fish has gone.
Woman: You did love it so. You looked after it like a son.
Man: And it went wherever I did go.
Woman: Is it in the cupboard?...

I also loved the Ministry of Silly Walks.

 

[Iain]

 

[E.J.H.]

Majestic.
I seem to remember wind instruments being played in this particular way actually feature in illustrations of midieval books.

 

[Dave Woody]

You could always look on the bright side...

"Bring out your dead!" was one of the first things I recalled at the inception of the pandemic; that and "My, Sherona."

Speaking of passing wind. Last night I farted while my partner snored and, to my great surprise, the smell woke her.

"You stink!" she said, then passed out, and continued snoring.
.

Ha haaa....

 

[Dave Woody]

.....and now for something completely different.....

 

[Dave Woody]

“We are the Knights who say... NI.”

We are now no longer the Knights who say NI...we are the Knights who say....

Ekey ekey ekey vitangwoopong murmalmiahhhhh

Arthur "Oh Knights who say, .... Oh Knights who 'til Recently said NI......we will bring you your shrubbery...."

 

[john]

She turned me into a newt!

 

[Dave Woody]

She turned me into a newt!

A newt...?

 

[stlukesguild]

"I got better."

 

[Dave Woody]

.....burn her......