Monty Python

Dave Woody

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...so, if she weighs the same as a duck..?
....'she's made of wood!'....?
and therefore....
'a witch....'
 
(sketch Dead Parrot)
Shopkeeper: What's wrong with the parrot I sold her (or something like that)

Mr Praline: It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.
....
 
You could always look on the bright side...


"Bring out your dead!" was one of the first things I recalled at the inception of the pandemic; that and "My, Sherona."

Speaking of passing wind. Last night I farted while my partner snored and, to my great surprise, the smell woke her.

"You stink!" she said, then passed out, and continued snoring.
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Fishy fishy fishy fish...

Man: I wonder where that fish has gone.
Woman: You did love it so. You looked after it like a son.
Man: And it went wherever I did go.
Woman: Is it in the cupboard?...

I also loved the Ministry of Silly Walks.
 
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Majestic.
I seem to remember wind instruments being played in this particular way actually feature in illustrations of midieval books.
 
You could always look on the bright side...


"Bring out your dead!" was one of the first things I recalled at the inception of the pandemic; that and "My, Sherona."

Speaking of passing wind. Last night I farted while my partner snored and, to my great surprise, the smell woke her.

"You stink!" she said, then passed out, and continued snoring.
.
Ha haaa....
 
“We are the Knights who say... NI.”
We are now no longer the Knights who say NI...we are the Knights who say....

Ekey ekey ekey vitangwoopong murmalmiahhhhh

Arthur "Oh Knights who say, .... Oh Knights who 'til Recently said NI......we will bring you your shrubbery...."
 
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