Time for my David Lee Roth story. True story, at least 25 years ago).
Mom in Ft. Lauderdale (where I grew up) called and told me they had drinks with a very nice guy, that I knew him. David Ross.
Me (scratching my head trying to remember a David Ross from high school). "Who? I don't remember a David Ross".
Mom: "You know him! He plays in a band"
Me: "Dave Ross, David Ross, hmmmmm"
Dad from the livingroom shouts: "David LEE Roth. David LEE Roth, Van Halen!"
Mom: "Oh, David Lee Ross".
Me: "How did you come to have drinks with HIM?"
Mom: "Oh we we met up with your uncle and were talking about how our homemade kielbasa is selling so well down here and he was at the next table and turned around and said how much he missed good old Polish kielbasa, and one thing led to another and he bought us drinks and came over and sat with us for awhile. Very nice boy. Not Polish, though."