Drummer Jokes

[Dave Woody]

 

[Dave Woody]

20cm x 15cm board.

Fun pic for one of my bestest friends, a drummer.

Jokes about musicians......maybe I should do a series!

 

[Artyczar]

YES! Do a series for sure. As a drummer, I love this!

 

[Dave Woody]

YES! Do a series for sure. As a drummer, I love this!

Phew....thanks.

 

[Dave Woody]

Here....sketches..

 

[Dave Woody]

 

[Dave Woody]

 

[Artyczar]

Okay, one drummer joke...

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: I don't know, they didn't show up.

 

[Dave Woody]

Haaaa.....
Always late....

 

[Joy]

Dave - Fun piece!
Ayin, I heard it is only one, but it takes ten broken bulbs to realize they don't just push in.

Anyway, three musicians and a drummer walk into a bar. . . . . .

 

[Artyczar]

Joy, that's a bass player joke. Bass players are known for being not so bright, guitar players conceited, and drummers flaky.

Your second joke is funny, but it's pretty insulting too.

 

[Joy]

Certainly did not mean to be insulting, as sarcastic humor often can be. I would imagine bass players may be insulted by jokes that insinuate they are not very bright. Try this: What is a drummers' fave place to get pastry? A Ginger Baker-y! (I hope you are not too young to get the reference.) If that's offensive, I give up.

 

[Artyczar]

I didn't mean I was seriously insulted, hence the joke about bass players! (I shouldn't have added the made face )

I am not too young to get the Ginger Baker joke. From your picture, you look much younger than me.

 

[Joy]

That is why I don't use a lot of emojis, as I was genuinely concerned I insulted you. When I saw the "mad face" and made the Ginger Baker ref, I hoped I wouldn't get "Creamed'. (The youngest on the TV series My Three Sons used "creamed" as a euphemism for getting in trouble.) And my birth year is 1960.

 

[Artyczar]

You look great for being just over the six-owe. That's an awesome pic! You are a bit older than me, but I've been with someone for 24 years who was born the same year as you, so I get all these references. I actually didn't like that TV show, but I have seen it lots of times, though it was probably in reruns by the time it played for me. I was born eight years after you. My parents were the same age as everyone else's grand parents, so I always felt and behaved a lot older than my peers and was often better friends with their parents! (I understood them better.)

 

[Dave Woody]

So...just to even it out...being a guitar player m'self.......
What is the difference between a 12" Pizza and a jazz guitarist?

A 12" Pizza can feed a family of 4