5 Words, 1 Sentence

[snoball]

Hello Desforges, how are you?

 

[Desforges]

I almost broke my leg.

 

[snoball]

Almost is better than did.

 

[Desforges]

Knee better than an elbow?

 

[snoball]

Better none than either one.

 

[Desforges]

Do I need a shot?

 

[snoball]

Yes, vodka would be good.

 

[Desforges]

Vodka over trip to emergency

 

[Desforges]

When in doubt drink coffee

 

[snoball]

Pain will remain, you'll go.

 

[snoball]

I'm drinking coffee right now.

 

[Desforges]

so am I this early

 

[snoball]

It's five thirty here now.

 

[Desforges]

Six thirty going on midnight.

 

[snoball]

Must go cook breakfast soon.

 

[Desforges]

Egg, bagel and a coffee

 

[snoball]

Bacon, eggs and sausage too.

 

[Desforges]

Tetanos shot, scheduled for Monday.

 

[snoball]

Just a tetanus, no vodka?

 

[Dave Woody]

My favourite word is 'manoeuvre'.