I like blondes just fine, but I don't like sloppy kisses. I don't like 'em too wet, or too forceful (lots of force implied here). I don't mean anything pejorative about the painting by this. My first love was the best kisser I ever had. Not too strong, not too weak, not too wet, not too dry. Not too much tongue, not too little. She was possessed of a feathery, delicately lascivious touch I never knew the likes of again. She ruined me for kissing for life. She was also my only true corn silk blonde girlfriend.