IF and BUT game

[Dave Woody]

Every reply must have an IF or a BUT in it.

 

[Dave Woody]

If we had strawberries, we could have strawberries and cream, if we had cream.

 

[Dave Woody]

This game should be treated as nothing but fun.

 

[E.J.H.]

But we don't have a cow, if we had a cow we would have cream, but we have sheep

 

[snoball]

If I had my Jerseys I would have nice thick cream, but I sold them.

 

[Dave Woody]

But why?

 

[Iain]

Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but

 

[snoball]

There are no buts about it if there are no buts.

 

[Iain]

If I could work that sentence out I could surely understand Wittgenstein

in German.

 

[snoball]

If I knew who Wittgenstein was, I would refer to him.

 

[Dave Woody]

"Philosophy is not a theory but an activity"

I quoted him because this one is within the rules.

 

[Iain]

If...but...oh I give up. It's fruitless to argue with a philosopher

Especially when they are dead.

 

[snoball]

But, if the philosopher is alive. . . .

 

[Dave Woody]

I would ask to have this thread deleted if I knew who to ask, but I don't.

 

[Artyczar]

Dave, please stop asking to have threads deleted.

 

[Dave Woody]

Dave, please stop asking to have threads deleted.

there is no 'if' or 'but' in your post!

Please re-submit in line with the rules of the game....( just joking.....)

 

[Dave Woody]

If only.....