Iain
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He does work in mysterious ways.
Here is the first box type canvas I attempted. There was another after this, but in a fit of pique I threw it out of the window. I wish I hadn't as this one has grown on me (like a carbuncle), and as I threw it the local vicar happened to be passing. You can imagine the rest.
Which reminds me. There was a cherry tree in our street we climbed. I was up it one day when I heard shouting from the nearby house, my friend's house. It was his mother. As the bathroom window was open I could plainly hear what was said. "Why is this door locked? What are you doing in there? We will be late for church!" (They were very involved with the church). As this was being said, a hand appeared from the window holding a cucumber. It reached up and placed the cucumber into the gutter, and then retreated. I didn't know what it meant at the time and for years thereafter. I still don't.
"Fancy another cream cheese and cucumber sandwich, Vicar?" "I don't know if I should..."
Anyone would think the visual art is a mere foil for relating my stupid little anecdotes. You know me better than that.
Here is the first box type canvas I attempted. There was another after this, but in a fit of pique I threw it out of the window. I wish I hadn't as this one has grown on me (like a carbuncle), and as I threw it the local vicar happened to be passing. You can imagine the rest.
Which reminds me. There was a cherry tree in our street we climbed. I was up it one day when I heard shouting from the nearby house, my friend's house. It was his mother. As the bathroom window was open I could plainly hear what was said. "Why is this door locked? What are you doing in there? We will be late for church!" (They were very involved with the church). As this was being said, a hand appeared from the window holding a cucumber. It reached up and placed the cucumber into the gutter, and then retreated. I didn't know what it meant at the time and for years thereafter. I still don't.
"Fancy another cream cheese and cucumber sandwich, Vicar?" "I don't know if I should..."
Anyone would think the visual art is a mere foil for relating my stupid little anecdotes. You know me better than that.