Iain
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They freak me out too.
"And what are little boys made of? Slugs and snails and puppy dogs' tails."
A female acquaintance once equated the male member (her husband's) to a slug. Well, they do both expand and retract, more or less, in relation to certain stimuli. And produce slime. My slug has almost completely retracted (along with testes) into the body. Must be a defensive manoeuvre - like a tortoise.
As a little boy I was told little girls were made of "sugar and spice and all things nice."
How...very true.
"And what are little boys made of? Slugs and snails and puppy dogs' tails."
A female acquaintance once equated the male member (her husband's) to a slug. Well, they do both expand and retract, more or less, in relation to certain stimuli. And produce slime. My slug has almost completely retracted (along with testes) into the body. Must be a defensive manoeuvre - like a tortoise.
As a little boy I was told little girls were made of "sugar and spice and all things nice."
How...very true.
