Answer with a question

[snoball]

At least as funny as you, don't you think?

 

[Iain]

You are, maybe we should form a comedy duo?

 

[Dave Woody]

Are you joking?

 

[Iain]

About what?

 

[snoball]

Who would joke about a thing like that?

 

[Iain]

An Associated Solicitor hanging upsidedown and pleading to be tickled with an electrified feather duster?
A lady with velcro lips and a bandana for a heart? A man in a woolly shirt and a banana for a hat? An artist who eats envelopes without opening them?

 

[snoball]

Shouldn't one always open an envelope before eating it?

 

[Iain]

Why? Have you ever run over a car?

 

[snoball]

Not yet, have you?

 

[Iain]

Yes, wasn't that funny?

 

[snoball]

What did you run over it with?

 

[Iain]

I ran over it with my indignation. Have you anything planned for this weekend?

 

[snoball]

The weekend is half over, isn't it a bit late to plan anything?

 

[Iain]

I guess so. Did you know Portugal has a weekend curfew of 1:00pm!

 

[Iain]

Can you imagine this madcap communication, this back and forth across the Atlantic, intercepted by Spies?

It's code, commander! Our best men are working to crack it now.

Good luck with that.

Or am I simply paranoid?

 

[Iain]

Does it have legs?

 

[Dave Woody]

does what have legs?

 

[snoball]

Is any of this supposed to make sense?

 

[Dave Woody]

Did you know that an anagram of Joe Biden is 'I Need Job'?

 

[Dave Woody]

Was that a tumbleweed I just saw....?