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[Iain]

How are you so funny?

I should have let my child's mother answer this. Without thinking, I said, "Hey, they think I'm really funny." And without skipping a beat, she responded, "They don't live with you." Pop goes the proverbial bubble.

 

[E.J.H.]

Nothings better than a wife to keep you grounded....

 

[Iain]

Nor a blocked toilet. Not that I'm equating the two.

I better not go any further.

 

[E.J.H.]

Nor a blocked toilet. Not that I'm equating the two.

I better not go any further.

Thin ice Ian, thin ice.....

 

[Iain]

That's what I've been hearing.