5 Words, 1 Sentence

[snoball]

No painting has been accomplished.

 

[Artyczar]

I should take a shower.

 

[Artyczar]

Can't paint in the shower.

 

[snoball]

Then why would you shower?

 

[Artyczar]

Well, to procrastinate, of course.

 

[snoball]

You'll be a clean procrastinator.

 

[Roni]

I've always failed counting.

 

[Artyczar]

What were you counting on?

 

[Roni]

My number of words above.

 

[Artyczar]

Oh, not counting on people.

 

[snoball]

I've always failed counting.

And you did once again!

 

[Artyczar]

He'll always be the nonconformist.

 

[snoball]

Let's just fire him now!

 

[Artyczar]

But he just got here!

 

[snoball]

Give him another chance then.

 

[Roni]

Give him another chance then.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. - No, wait: Numbers aren't Words!

 

[Artyczar]

Spell them out and viola!

 

[Roni]

Spell them out and viola

So I had failed again.

 

[Artyczar]

You are not a failure!

Now stop it this instant.

My day has turned bad.

...I wish I could die fly.

 

[snoball]

...I wish I could die fly.

You could dye a fly.