Quick Wit

[Dave Woody]

I heard this recently….
A Pilot radios ground control and says….
”We’ve been waiting for 10 minutes to taxi onto stand.
Can you call me a marshall?”

ground control replies….
”Ok, you’re a marshall….”

 

[Dave Woody]

I once said, to my lovely wife….
”I haven’t bought you flowers recently, because I like to
buy them when you don’t expect them”
She replied…..
”I haven’t been expecting them for quite a while now!”