Been there but we had guys on both sides with steel toes levelling the playing field. Of course once caught we were expelled for a day and our won games were tilted off. Fun days.
Ha! Great. Nice impasto. We had a pinball machine at my friends ice cream shop I used to work at. I rode a motorcycle. Somehow survived. We fired a sketchy handgun behind the shop. Cops came. Said it was fireworks. We could play the game just shy of a tilt. Yeah balls of steel.